Bill Clinton Sex Crossword
Compiled by the Cunning Linguist

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Across

  1. Monica gives Head of Government French pipe (4-3)
  2. It's out: What Bill and Monica did on the sofa! (3)
  3. Hilary finds fault with Bill's horse play (3)
  4. Sportsman takes tie to hold Bill's balls? (9)
  5. Monica's genitals frozen in Hilary on ice? (4)
  6. Monica wrestles Bills buns (8)
  7. Monica and Bill's hair make bread (5)
  8. Skinflick begins with Bill's winterwear (3)
  9. Monica's embryonic membrane holds damn ionic solution! (4)
  10. Bill's gem around Monica's neck (5)
  11. Without reason, Bill's cigars rest here (2,4)
  12. Monica's gift, Bill's bondage gear (3)
  13. Monica maps out Bill's Greek hero (5)
  14. Very angry and bald, not Bill! (7)
  15. Is Bill her love? Monica's main man? (4)
  16. Monica and Bill both get down to number (5-4)
  17. Monica's egg in Oval office (3)
  18. Bill's last point during rendezvous (3)
  19. Act before young Bill reads Heffer's magazine (7)
Down
  1. Bill's pet's young rabbit(5)
  2. Bill's urethra? Church instrument blower, or squashed orange pip (5-4)
  3. Bill's fetish or charm -- Bill's fetish or charm? (2-2)
  4. Bill's sore about Monica's supine support (4)
  5. Bill's testicular, often wrinkled old bag (7)
  6. Monica's subject to Bill's optic nerve (5)
  7. Who Monica found in Bill's study (4)
  8. Monica looks furtively at Bill (5)
  9. What Bill touched that precede women everywhere! (7)
  10. Monica's perfume, so it's said, Bill lacks the good stuff (5)
  11. Bill's lot harbours laziness (5)
  12. Bill's communion table covered in mineral tar (5)
  13. Uterine: where Monica puts her eggs (2,3,4)
  14. Monica flusters leader with a kiss to make him calmer (7)
  15. Bill's cigar remains in same place as hymen (4)
  16. Bill's point in dispute, Monica's child (5)
  17. Monica's egg-producer? (5)
  18. Bill's flaccid penis, possibly caused by stiff leg (4)
  19. Bill and Monica enter into bet and come second (4)


Note: This is a cryptic crossword.
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Please check out the unique hexagon crossword, the Hexaword
See also, Science Frontiers, The digest of anomalous and bizarre science
The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sexual Practices
The Illustrated Book of Sexual Records
Crossword and clues (C) 1998 Ian Tresman
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